September 22. Nothing.
Legitimately just slept with a guy named Harry Potter I wish I was joking
I’m watching 22 jump street by myself and laughing
|Me:||Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?|
|Hooters Waitress:||Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-|
|Me:||*banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?|